black, blue, green...

On Sunday morning while I was cleaning the kitchen and cooking breakfast my Husband was upstairs banging about. I wondered what he was doing but not enough to go and look. After we had eaten he said "come and see what I did", with that my blood ran a little colder....dun dun dun.

What he had done, he told me with great excitement was rearranged his wardrobe. "Look Fon, trousers one end and tops the other" Hmmm, I wasn't sure what he wanted me to say. Eventually I settled on "thats fantastic Juan have you ever looked in my wardrobe?" As it turns out he hadn't, so he did....

He opened the doors and stood in silence for at least 15 seconds while the horror of what was inside dawned on him. You see, I organise my clothes alphabetically by colour. Sunday was the day he realised he was "Sleeping with the Enemy"...

me...

1. My favorite colour is blue.
2. I hate mops.
3. I have no sense of smell.
4. My friends are the best in the world.
5. I love my Husband because he can always make me laugh (even when I am trying not to).
6. I love order. Even my friends have their boxes.
7. I was born in Islington and will always be a London girl at heart.
8. I wonder if I will ever get used to living in a big house.
9. I finished the London Marathon in 2001 - I was not last!
10. I am frightened of heights and spiders.
11. Odd numbers are wrong.
12. I can see into peoples minds- this is not always a good thing.
13. I hear voices as colours - as does my Son.
14. My Mum & Dad are really cool.
15. I prefer Phil & Fern to Richard & Judy - I do not like Eammon & Ruth on a Friday.
16. I never wanted a dishwasher or Sky, now I wonder how I lived this long without them.
17. Crunch crumble creams are my favorite biscuit.
18. I hate shopping, except in Costco, which I love.
19. My 3 sons are exactly what I hoped for. I would die for them.
20. I like my mobile phone to be just that - not a camera, mp3 or laptop substitute just a phone!
21. I don't get Madonna or U2.
22. I am not interested in politics even though I know I should be.
23. I am useless at building fires unlike Joe who was suspended from school for arsony.
24. I hate being cold.
25. I am devoid of sentiment and have very little "stuff" but lots of "baggage".