Twenty Things That...

Parents Never Say by Gervase Phinn

Of course you can have more pocket money.
I bought those chocolate biscuits just for you.
No,it wont hurt to leave your bike out in the rain.
The telephone is free if you wish to use it.
Don't bother with the dishes, I'll do them later.
I do wish the school wouldn't give you so much homework.
I like your friend with the nose stud and the tattoos.
You're not coming in too early tonight are you?
Just leave your dirty underwear on the floor.
Don't worry, I came bottom of the class when I was your age.

I hope you enjoy the rest of the late night film.
Would you like any help sticking that poster on your bedroom wall?
These trainers are very cheap.
Would you like lots of greasy food at your all-night party?
I don't think the dog is ready for a walk yet.
Why don't you stay in bed a little longer this morning?
I do hate a tidy room.
Leave all the lights on, will you?
Don't bother cleaning out the bath.
School holidays are a bit short this year.